Tips and Tricks: Stuck on You
It’s Music Video Monday!
The inspiration for this week’s music selection is the following:
The other day, I was trolling around the mall. I went to Macy’s and, as is my custom, I just had to stop by the jewelry counter. I saw this fabulous cubic zirconia ring that I just had to try on.
After admiring its fabulous sparkle for a while, I discovered to my dismay that, when I stuck that ring on my finger, I really STUCK it on. I pulled and twisted and poked, but I could not get that ring over my knuckle.
Cursing my Aunt Flo and how my joints always swelled up during her monthly visit, I began to panic. What if I couldn’t get it off? Would I have to pay for it? Would it be gross to put my finger in my mouth and pull it off with my teeth? EWWW, how many other girls had gotten into the same predicament and tried to pull a stuck ring off with her teeth? I would never try a ring on in a store again.
Finally, a few minutes and one raw knuckle later, I was able to force that ring over my knuckle and slink out of the store.
I could have saved myself a lot of trouble with these tips for removing a stuck ring:
Elevate your hand.
If you raise your hand above your head, the blood will drain from it, which will reduce any swelling.
Soak your hand in ice water.
Ice water constricts your blood vessels, which also reduces swelling.
Go Greek: spray on the Windex.
I loved how the dad in My Big Fat Greek Wedding used Windex as a panacea for a variety of ailments. Well, he would have been right in the case of a stuck ring: the slippery formula helps to ease a ring over a swollen joint!
Neosporin.
If your finger is injured, though, Windex could sting. In this case, use an antibiotic ointment with a greasy texture like Neosporin.
If none of these work and your finger starts to turn blue or get numb, it’s time to hit up the ER. Be sure to let the sales staff know what happened, though, so that they don’t think you’re trying to steal the ring. At the ER, they can cut the ring off your finger.
If your finger isn’t getting blue or numb, then I’d save the ER bill and go to a jeweler instead. Many of them have the necessary tools to cut a ring off of a finger. And, while you’re at it, you might as well get it resized.
And the best advice I can give someone in this predicament: if the ring don’t fit, don’t wear it.
Experienced,
Olivia




























